did i allow u to have fun without me
"hey can I copy your homework?"
“I was gonna copy yours”
IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
for everyone who has a shitty dad, i’m your new dad now. i love you so much and i’m really proud of you. you’re doing so well and i couldn’t ask for a better child.
dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless